I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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