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anus plug
rubbish cock?
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you suck at this game today
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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