I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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