So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
