i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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