glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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