I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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