no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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