I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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