Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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