Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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