The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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