But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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