im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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