I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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