i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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