Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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