I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
