I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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