Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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