have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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