why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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