TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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