Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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