WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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