love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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