I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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