problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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