I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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