are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Come back. Shots need mouths.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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