It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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