Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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