I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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