So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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