Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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