Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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