I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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