: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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