why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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