nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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