Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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