YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
not ubering you a puppy
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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