I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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