We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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