they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Randomize
