Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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