So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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