her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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