I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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