What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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