I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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