tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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