I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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